“Just let me get an ice pack for my back before we sit down to read for bed time.”
6 yr old replies, “Oh, that reminds me can you get me some cake while you’re in the kitchen?”
1st of all, no. Second of all, those are related how?
“Just let me get an ice pack for my back before we sit down to read for bed time.”
6 yr old replies, “Oh, that reminds me can you get me some cake while you’re in the kitchen?”
1st of all, no. Second of all, those are related how?
When things go from, “Have a great day.” to, “Get out of my car.” husband needs to resume dropping off kids.
#ThingsJustGotReal
Who else is driving home strategically, so they avoid passing the roadside pumpkin patch/jump house?
#HalloweenIsComing
“I have a headache, a backache & a footache.”
Instead of empathy, I get, “You workin’ on a country song?”
#NoRespect
Last night’s bedtime story was about Thermodynamics. Tonight is quantum Physics. Having flashbacks of him reading the owners manual for our new dishwasher @ bedtime when she was 2.
#BedtimeWithAnEngineer
“How do pancakes sound this morning?”
“How do Chocolate Chip Pancakes sound?” replied 10 yr old
#ChocolateFoodGroup